Send a Sack O’ Sh*t

The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:

1- To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
2- Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
3- For your mean boss
4- For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
5- A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
6- A gag gift
7- For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
8- To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
9- Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
10- You just don't like them

Here’s a website I came upon and thought I’d share it with you. Have you ever told someone to “eat shit and die” or to “suck on a sack of shit”? Well, it’s unlikely they’ll put it anywhere near their mouth but now you can at least have it conveniently delivered to their door. According to the site…

“We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of poop that we can send, including a special poop of the month.”

My favorite part is that you actually have a selection. I’m at a standstill as I can’t decide between a gallon of Elephant Crap or a quart of Gorilla Poop(?) Any suggestions?

http://www.poopsenders.com/

Heath Ledger found dead in NYC

NEW YORK (AP) — Actor Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence in what authorities say is a possible drug-related death, the NYPD said. He was 28.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne told The Associated Press that Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment that is believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let Ledger know the masseuse was there found him dead at 3:26 p.m, Browne said.

A big crowd of paparazzi and gawkers began gathering outside the building, where several police officers guarded the door. The building is located on an upscale block in SoHo.

The Australian-born actor was nominated for an Oscar for Brokeback Mountain, where he met his wife, actress Michelle Williams, in 2005. Ledger and Williams had lived in Brooklyn and had a daughter, Matilda, until they split up last year.

Ledger's roles include the suicidal son of Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball and had starring roles in A Knight's Tale and The Patriot. He was to appear as the Joker this year in The Dark Night, a sequel to 2005's Batman Begins that recently finished filming.

Ledger was born in 1979, grew up in Perth and began doing amateur theater at age 10. At 16, he moved to Sydney to pursue an acting career, quickly landing TV movie roles and guest spots on Australian television.

After several independent films, Ledger moved to Los Angeles and co-starred in 10 Things I Hate About You, a teen comedy reworking of The Taming of the Shrew. His movie career caught on soon after that, culminating with his Academy Award nomination for Brokeback Mountain.

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Keep Your Bitch Warm

If your dog is crap at thermoregulation, you are going to need to give the little tyke a hand. The Cool&Hot comfort pad not only comes with a fantastic PR image, but it will also allow your pet to get all cuddled up and warm in the winter, or remain as cool as a corpse throughout the summer.

The controls are only operable by animals with opposable thumbs, but it is suitable for any gender of dog, not just bitches, as the fantastic title of this article suggests. If your canine compadre is the very apple of your eye, or you are Legend, we recommend paying out the highly unreasonable, 18,500 yen ($173.) Be warned though; your little mutt (not a euphemism), is likely to rip through the Cool&Hot pad with its teeth, piss on the exposed electric wiring of the heating element and then scorch its face off as it collapses in a horrific electrifying spasm due to electrocution. You just can't buy that kind of publicity. (No animals were harmed in the making of this article.)

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